I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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