i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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