I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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