I think scott just propositioned me for sex
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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