Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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