plz talk dirty to me
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
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