soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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