capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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