So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
