ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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