My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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