Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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