I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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