You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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