umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
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