it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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