Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Randomize
