the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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