you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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