I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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