if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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