I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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