what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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