Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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