we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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