weddingsv make me drug and hornr
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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