Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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