Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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