Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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