I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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