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(760): View more from California

oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year

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(514): View more from Quebec

i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them

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the remaining ten - you weren't in

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(661): View more from California

u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom

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(519): View more from Ontario

You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard

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(303): View more from Colorado

I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.

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(301): View more from Maryland

"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.

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(585): View more from New York

You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.

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(971): View more from Oregon

Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.

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