Nicole vs. Life
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.