is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It's just like the Real World with babies
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT