the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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