Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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