Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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