Do vagina's smell?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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