grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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