Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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