He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
mondays should just be called national damage control day
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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