thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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