No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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