I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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