Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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