I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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