How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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