...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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