Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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