You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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