What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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