he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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