i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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