i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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