she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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