so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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