We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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